Old Milf Goose
See…now this is why experienced milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com are needed to educate their boytoys…
This Jack Horner experiencing some milf-magic obviously was never taught that his thumb goes in the pie…not the mouth *chomp* (maybe thats why so many milfs when vamping out the young dudes say, “don’t worry…I don’t bite”).
Super Slut Sale Specials
So I’m cruising around through Wal-mart today…god knows what I went for but I ended up with a bunch of stuff I don’t need…anyways I see mobs of people getting school supplies…literally mobs…freaking swarms of milfs, grandmothers, ugly mothers and jabbering kids of all ages. Scary times man…
If MILFVixen.com had a milf superstore I would totally be suggesting to them that they get some back to school specials happening….after all like I’ve said before it’s more a favored time of year for mothers than their hellspawn anyways.
On The Prowl For Double Dicking
“Isn’t getting dirty and fucking a mechanic right there in the garage every woman’s secret fantasy?” asked Houston, who debuted in the January ‘07 issue and gets double-teamed and ass-fucked in the DVD MILFs and Mechanics. We don’t know if it’s every woman’s fantasy, but if it’s Houston’s, that’s good enough for us. Now, guys, take a close look at these pictures. Notice how Houston is the aggressor. She’s in charge. She’s a horny cougar on the prowl for a double dicking. “What was I thinking about while I was taking these pictures?” Houston said. “I was thinking, ‘There’s a cock in my mouth and a cock in my pussy, and aren’t I the dirtiest slut in the world?’” No, not the dirtiest slut in the world. Just a horny 40Something who’s doing things most women her age wouldn’t even think about doing. “And that means there’s more cock for me, right?” she said. First she sucks one cock, than she sucks the other cock. Then both cocks explode cum all over her face and tits. The sticky man-goop drips down her chest as she spreads her pussy, hoping there’s another hard cock in the vicinity. And if there isn’t… “Well, then I’ll just have to, I’ll suck ‘em back to hardness.” Spoken like a woman who truly knows what she wants.
Pick Up After Yourself
Milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com love their toys even more than their kids love theirs…and so many of the sex toys nowadays dont look much different from kids’ toys…
You have vibrators that look like tinkertoys, beaded/balled dongs that look like parade batons, those balls on strings going click/clack when they swing and hit against each other looking like a hybrid anal beads/ben wa ball toy…lets just hope that all these mothers arent hypocrites and have learned to pick up their toys and put them away when finished playing.
The Most Milferful Time Of The Year
Well we’re almost into the last week of Milfmonth and you would think this would kinda bum out any milf who actually knew that we were in milfmonth to begin with…actually we’re coming up on a milfs favorite time of year.
Smart milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com know that this next week might be hell on wheels but after next weekend the kids go back to school which of course means six extra hours of playtime for these sluts to experience with neighbors, repairmen, cableguys…the list goes on.
Easy Rider
Here’s the photo version of 43-year-old Jazella’s “Fuck In The Park.” We’ve got news for you, guys. She’s easy. Very easy. “If I’m in the mood, which is most of the time, it doesn’t take much for a man to get into my pants,” she said. “Good hygiene and the guts to approach me is usually enough.” In other words, guys, sniff your pits before approaching Jazella. She’s allowed to have some standards, you know. “Oh, and I like when a man’s cock is already hard when I take it out,” she said. “I don’t like to suck a soft cock.” Yeah, be a gentleman. Don’t expect her to do all the work. “But I will if I have to.”
Do You Like What You See?
There is nothing like a woman in charge at the workplace. And Gia
Giancarlo is a perfect candidate to be in charge because this cougar
knows how to put a man in his place. She struts around in high heels
and skirts, flexing her authoritative muscles and her calves in the
faces of her subordinates. Why? Because she knows they need to be kept
in line. So when she spies J Mac checking out her feet and legs, she
knows that it is time to take this bad boy into her office for some
disciplinary action.
Falling Temperatures
Yeah I don’t know about where you are, but here the temperature today is 70 degrees cooler than it was a week ago…man what a rip…I freaking hate it when summer is ending.
So then I’m cruising the sites and at MILFVixen.com I come across something to remind me that hot weather going and cold weather coming isn’t always a bad thing cos you can always make out in front of the fire during winter for extra heat all the ways you want to be hot.
Always ready, Always wet…
Man every time I visit MILFVixen.com I find one more reason to jack off. Another totally hot MILF blonde is getting ready for full on fuck mode riding this dudes tongue…
Mashing his face into her wet snatch for an even deeper muff munching session, this guy knows that MILF sluts totally know what they want, cock, cum and more cock!